The infamous dumping syndrome – a 20 month update

I thought I was dying.

Today I experienced dumping syndrome in full force. What I thought was dumping syndrome prior to this episode was more like watching 5 minutes of a Lord of the Rings marathon- extended edition.

It is something I would not even wish upon my worst enemy.

It all started with the pina colada smoothie. Brandon and I were preparing delicious beverages prior to resuming our game of Power Grid. The smoothie consisted of 1 cup of coconut milk (unsweetened), 1 cup of fresh pineapple, 1 banana and 1tbsp of honey.

All of the ingredients seemed pretty safe as there wasn’t a lot of added sugars. Maybe the fruit would have been of concern but I had eaten pineapple in large amounts and had been fine.

After blending this delicious beverage I ended up with about 500ml of smoothie. I drank about half of it in 10-15min.

You can already see where this is going.

Everything seemed fine and then it happened. Minute 16. Initially I experienced cramping. I figured I had just drank too fast as I often experience cramping after eating. Then came the pain and burning. It felt like acid was melting my insides. In hopes to neutralize the acid, I ate 4 crackers and 5 handfuls of left over movie popcorn.

The good thing was that the acid feeling stopped but the waves of pain continued and worsened. I decided to lie down and then the nausea came. Up I went to the washroom and it was at this point I knew the inevitable was happening.

I had read about this a lot and it was happening now. There was nothing I could do to stop it – the infamous dumping syndrome.

So I’m in the washroom unable to stand up straight, in pain, and feeling very ill. My breathing became rapid and shallow. I started to get really hot. I felt weak and lethargic. The literature wasn’t lying.

Then the big question I had been wondering about for a while was answered. Can you vomit without a stomach?

According to Websters dictionary to vomit is to bring up the contents of the stomach through the mouth.

So the simple answer would be no. No stomach, no vomit.

But now I know what does happen. Heaving. Then if your lucky regurgitation between heaving. But the good part is that no stomach = no stomach acid. Bonus! But it hurts because you heave and there is nothing that releases the pressure. I am grateful that this didn’t happen to me until now because my insides are all healed from surgery but this does happen to many early after surgery.

So after I emptied the top part of my intestines, it would only be fair to empty the bottom. I’ll spare the details but I can say that my colon hasn’t felt this clean since my colonoscopy last year.

After the dump, literally, I could almost immediately feel everything returning to normal. Although it felt like a lifetime, Brandon said I was ill for about 40 minutes.

My insides are still recouping from all the action this afternoon. I mentioned this episode to my stomachless friends and Marne replied, “It’s funny to me how you’ll be smooth sailing for a while and all of a sudden something reminds you that you don’t have a stomach!”

She couldn’t have been more correct.